Effective Date: October 2025

🎯 How Copy Emergency Room Works

What We Do: Copy Emergency Room is our rapid-response service for copy that isn't delivering the results you need. We diagnose what's wrong and prescribe improvements to help your copy perform better.

What Qualifies for Treatment:

• Email campaigns (individual or combined up to 1,500 words)
• Sales letters (up to 1,500 words)
• Advertisements (individual or grouped up to 1,500 words total)

What Doesn't Qualify:

• Complete articles, landing pages, or website content
• Video sales letters (VSLs) of any length
• Brand new copy creation (we fix existing copy only)
• Any of our Main Services from the estimate calculator

💰 Your Investment & Future Savings

Immediate Service Fee: $190 payment required before we begin

• Gets your copy into our Emergency Room immediately
• We start work within 36-48 hours of payment
• Payment confirms your agreement to these terms

Your Built-In Credit (The Smart Part!):
Your $190 isn't just a fee—it becomes a credit toward future services:

Important: This credit applies only to your FIRST Copy Emergency Room document. Think of it like health insurance—it covers your first emergency, but if another piece of copy comes in on a stretcher next month, that's a separate incident requiring its own payment.

📋 Document Requirements

Word Count Limits: Maximum 1,500 words per submission

What to Submit: Simply send us your name, email, phone number, and underperforming copy in MS Word, PDF, or text file format.

⏰ Our Commitment to You

• What You'll Receive: Your professionally improved copy + explanation of changes
• Turnaround Time: Work begins 36-48 hours after payment, complete delivery in 5-7 business days
• Share Your Success: We'd love your feedback to help other businesses understand the value!

🤝 Working Together Successfully

Your Responsibilities:

• Complete a Blueprint Strategy Session before Copy Emergency Room work begins (required for understanding your business context and customer psychology)
• Provide contact information and copy file
• Own the rights to the copy you submit
• Understand that results depend on many factors beyond copy

Our Boundaries:

• We improve existing copy (not create from scratch)
• We cannot guarantee specific business results
• Success depends on your overall marketing strategy

⚖️ Legal Housekeeping

Intellectual Property: You keep all rights to your original copy. Our improvements become yours upon payment.

Confidentiality: Your business information stays private. We never share your copy with competitors.

Liability Limitations: Our maximum liability equals the amount paid ($190). We're not responsible for implementation results.

Governing Law: These terms are governed by Ohio law, though we prefer friendly conversation first!

🔄 Changes and Cancellations

• Cancellation Policy: Cancel within 24 hours of payment for full refund
• After Work Begins: No refunds available, but credit toward Main Services never expires
• Modifications: We may update terms with 30 days notice

🏥 Not Medical Advice (Obviously!)

Despite our medical-themed name, Copy Emergency Room provides copywriting services only. We're word doctors, not real doctors!

By submitting payment for Copy Emergency Room services, you acknowledge that you've read, understood, and agree to these terms.

We look forward to helping your copy recover and thrive!

Bottom Line: This program lets you test my approach risk-free. Complete Copy Emergency Room, see the results, and if you're ready to move forward with a full project, your $190 gets credited back automatically. No games, no fine print—just a straightforward way to experience my methodology before making larger commitments.